
Productivity can wait.
This funny vintage-inspired tote bag features a beautifully unbothered Victorian woman relaxing with books, tea, and absolutely no intention of addressing her responsibilities. Perfect for readers, teachers, introverts, students, coffee lovers, and anyone embracing cozy avoidance with elegance.
The detailed black-and-white vintage artwork paired with dry humor creates the perfect tote for bookshops, libraries, cafés, errands, or simply pretending your to-do list does not exist.
Perfect for:
• Book lovers
• Teachers
• Introverts
• Students
• Cozy aesthetic lovers
• Coffee & tea drinkers
• Readers with emotional support books
• Anyone professionally procrastinating
Great for carrying:
• Books & journals
• Teacher supplies
• Library hauls
• Laptops & planners
• Coffee shop essentials
• Snacks and tiny comforts
Whether you’re heading to the bookstore, classroom, library, or simply avoiding adulthood in style, this tote bag brings cozy chaotic energy everywhere you go.
Product Features:
• Made with durable 100% polyester
• Medium-weight fabric ideal for everyday use
• Double-stitched seams for extra durability
• Comfortable cotton webbing straps
• Non-woven laminate interior lining
• Available in 3 sizes
• Choice of black or red handles
• Dye sublimation printing for crisp, lasting artwork
• Large storage compartment for all your essentials
Perfect for anyone who:
✔ reads instead of answering emails
✔ calls it “self-care” instead of procrastination
✔ survives on caffeine and denial
✔ owns more books than shelf space
✔ romanticizes avoiding responsibilities
Because ignoring responsibilities feels better with tea and a tote bag.
| 13" × 13'' | 16" × 16'' | 18" × 18'' | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Width, in | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 |
| Handle length, in | 28.74 | 28.74 | 28.74 |
| Handle width, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
100% Polyester body
Extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric that retains its shape and dries quickly
Seamless thread color
Black inner stitching matching the lining, transparent thread on hems
Reinforced stitching on handles
A second row of stitching to make a seam stronger
Boxed corners
Front and Back sides are sewn together by creating extra space on sides which adds more room
Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry..
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